Too Long…Can Be Bad

Why don’t King size pillowcases fit King size pillows? For the love of God! Is there some special store that sells the correct type of King size pillowcases that I am unaware of? Because I am confused.

Every King size pillowcase I buy ends up being a half foot too long for the actual King size pillow. And the non-magical pillowcase makers, that I apparently buy from, include this little flap which I’m guessing you’re supposed to tuck one end of the King size pillow under, but my King size pillows from the non-magical store I buy them from do not come close to reaching that area of the pillowcase.

Therefore I am left with-it’s a flap—a flap I say—of unwanted, unnecessary, unwelcome fabric just hanging listlessly at the end of a pillow like an uncircumcised “Pennsylvania” waiting for the sun to rise.

I am clearly missing a step somewhere.

I need help. Somebody enlighten me please.

About Amy Rafferty Slagle

I am a middle school teacher juggling career, husband (ooh la la), and twin tomboys (good grief). I have a passion for writing and crave laughter just about as much as frozen yogurt. This is my attempt at sharing the madness of my world, my mind, and my humor. View all posts by Amy Rafferty Slagle

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