Why don’t King size pillowcases fit King size pillows? For the love of God! Is there some special store that sells the correct type of King size pillowcases that I am unaware of? Because I am confused.
Every King size pillowcase I buy ends up being a half foot too long for the actual King size pillow. And the non-magical pillowcase makers, that I apparently buy from, include this little flap which I’m guessing you’re supposed to tuck one end of the King size pillow under, but my King size pillows from the non-magical store I buy them from do not come close to reaching that area of the pillowcase.
Therefore I am left with-it’s a flap—a flap I say—of unwanted, unnecessary, unwelcome fabric just hanging listlessly at the end of a pillow like an uncircumcised “Pennsylvania” waiting for the sun to rise.
I am clearly missing a step somewhere.
I need help. Somebody enlighten me please.