Angry Eyebrows

Kaitlin Brows2

So, the latest thing in fashion that seems to be cropping up is big, thick perfectly arched eyebrows. I love them! I had them once, but chose to pluck what was once the perfect eyebrow into submission to look a little more like an aging, emaciated caterpillar suffering from alopecia.

Seriously, it’s almost impossible to keep up with fashion when the trends say to “Cut your Bangs!” and then two weeks later bangs suck, and everybody who fell in that fashion trap is running to the store to buy a stockpile of bobby pins, barrettes, and headbands in the hopes of getting rid of their freshly coiffed bangs.

Now, back to the eyebrows. I have done my research, gotten the online training thanks to YouTube and all those precious little darlings that love to stand in front of their mirror gazing lovingly into their iPhone while recording their two-hour training session about something I could have said in three sentences. I have also purchased the wax, the brush, the liner, the tweezers, the powder etc.

Well,  you get the idea–a lot of product, a lot of practice and yet, the reflection that continues to stare back at me in the mirror is one more of an angry, drunk pedophile than that of a supermodel.

I’m stuck. What is the secret?!!!!

About Amy Rafferty Slagle

I am a middle school teacher juggling career, husband (ooh la la), and twin tomboys (good grief). I have a passion for writing and crave laughter just about as much as frozen yogurt. This is my attempt at sharing the madness of my world, my mind, and my humor. View all posts by Amy Rafferty Slagle

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

carlynnsblog

general life and beauty blog

Kristen Lamb

Author, Blogger, Social Media Jedi

Ray Ferrer - Emotion on Canvas

** OFFICIAL Site of Artist Ray Ferrer **

Smart Discount Shop

Discover all the creative and ingenious ways to save money !

PROJECT: A Journal for Project Management

Project is a journal for project managers to express their ideas and share their work through writing, conversation, design and image

Eric Carlson (awolsurfer)

Building a Business While Still Having a Life...

playwithlifeorg

4 out of 5 dentists recommend this WordPress.com site

sammiestwins's Blog

My journey with my children.

Automattic

Making the web a better place

The WordPress.com Blog

The latest news on WordPress.com and the WordPress community.

Doodlemum

a day in the life of my sketchbook...

kidlingville

the holy land...or something

Post it Notes from my Idiot Boss

delivered directly to my computer monitor on an all too regular basis...

Cold

The way revenge is best served; the way a war was fought; the way a story should be told. ©

Axel The Key

The Key To Excellence

%d bloggers like this: